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skypestripper:


why is that car so close to the wall
yochevedke:


confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

johnnydeppscock:

Punish the deed, not the breed.

(Source: huffingtonpost, via punkrawkdewd)

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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(via thecityisonfiretonight)

relatableteenblogger:


in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat
pinkowlsandcupcakes:

My dash did a totally ridiculous yet painfully accurate thing.
singingsh0wtunes:


subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

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he sent me the meme

(Source: cptnarnerica, via guacam)